-My Car, My Curb-

Pittsburghers are usually quite good at keeping their noses out of other people's business, (since they tend not to understand it) even if they are happy to point what they perceive as failings and bray like donkeys at their own jokes.

Case in point:

Yesterday my next door neighbor called down to me from his balcony.
"Guess what? I timed you. It took you four minutes to park your car."
And today on the south side of the city I heard a kid - A CHILD - remark to his parents after my careful parking job "How long did it take him to park his car?"

I hate them, I hate them, I hate them all.