-an HEIR to the HORNBOOK-

Greatest Hits and Missives
by Benedict Monk

Saturday, April 30, 2005

-Merit-

The accomplishments...

“This is the voice of the education community. Today we’ll be talking with our public services librarian, Benedict Monk. He’s collected a number of style guides for citation.”

“Our next presenter spent six months studying a collaboration between public and academic libraries.”

“Specifically, this grant will address the concerns raised by Middle States.”

“Our faculty are better researchers for your sessions, and it follows that their students will be, too.”

“You retrieved how many overdue books?”

“This way, we’ll get both papers on time, and at a fraction of the cost.”

...and the reward!

“The president liked the staffing plan, but insisted that the new position not be created this fiscal year due to budget constraints. Sorry.”

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