-Double-
My friend Set and I are at the same stage of dating. Phone numbers swapped by friends, phone conversations that didn't kill anyone's enthusiasm, and first in-person dates that didn't spark, but didn't suck, either. So we've decided to join forces and double-date this Thursday.
We both took a shine to this plan immediately, but couldn't resist playing devil's advocate.
Set: What if they crush on each other?
Benedict: Very Anais Nin of them if they did, but worth the risk.
What if either one of us dislikes the other's date?
Set: [pause] I guess we talk about it later, in private.
What if either one of them dislikes one of us?
Benedict:
Set:
Benedict and Set: F@$% 'em.
We both took a shine to this plan immediately, but couldn't resist playing devil's advocate.
Set: What if they crush on each other?
Benedict: Very Anais Nin of them if they did, but worth the risk.
What if either one of us dislikes the other's date?
Set: [pause] I guess we talk about it later, in private.
What if either one of them dislikes one of us?
Benedict:
Set:
Benedict and Set: F@$% 'em.
posted by Benedict | 1:52 PM
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Update: We were more prescient than we knew. Both our dates canceled, mine politely, and Set's tried to lure her into a game of text message cryptograms. He may be having second thoughts by now, because he can't keep up with her.
Ixnay hetay amegay foay extay essagingmay niay hetay uturefay. (Otnay ay rypatogramcay, utbay howay arescay? Tiay tupidsay egardlessray!)
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