-Completely Spent-

$10.00	Total
$2.00	for a bottomless cup of coffee.
$5.00	for the three performers.
Which leaves
$3.00	for everything else.

Today a restaurant hostess eagerly lifted the cover of the book of readings required for my "leadership and teams" class. "Are you in the Business school?" she breathes eagerly.
"No, Library Science. I'm taking this course for--"
"Oh." She said, and walked away as the cartoon hearts and dollar signs above her head popped one by one.