-Have All the Luck-

Some guys approached the reference desk on Friday seeking information for an upcoming custody battle.
They are twice married, twice divorced, and twice have made children. They belong to one of the groups on this list.

We perused a few sources, I don't recall which. All the while, these two men spew a litany of anti-wife and anti-women complaints.

"Women'll turn on you."
"Always get a pre-nup, guy."

Both stop immediately to check out the nearby circulation assistant, a woman barely half their age.

"Damn shame there's a rock on her finger."

They have learned nothing.