-Indigestible-

You can run [with Pad Thai in your stomach] but you can't [r]hide [the 61C.]

If you chased the Pad Thai with a very acidic coffee, you shouldn't even run. Take a spoon of castor oil, and then consider the pun.

Consider the puns from the candidates, like this from Wesley Clark's Oklahoma victory speech.

"The results are in; We have won... Oklahoma is O.K. by me."
[cheers of pity]

I don't know if I could accept such rampant pun-abuse in a leader.