-Welcome back to the city, sucker-

I've been in the country so long I've become a complete bumpkin. Last Monday I went to the city for a show, and paid a guy in a parking lot because he was standing in a parking lot the way parking attendants do. He asked me if I wanted a receipt and I said sure, buoyed by a promise of legitimacy. He gave me one from the central parking authority, too, than went to 'get change' in a bar down the street.

I'm not such a rube that I sat around waiting for him.