-an HEIR to the HORNBOOK-

Greatest Hits and Missives
by Benedict Monk

Sunday, March 19, 2006

-I may have lost my wireless signal, but I haven't lost my pride-

I have resisted the urge to piggyback on the neighbors' signals.
I have not used Burger King.
I have not blogged from work.

I did, however, discover an internet cafe in the middle of nowhere. You have to turn off an access road and sneak behind a nursery to get there, but it is an oasis in a desert of apathy.

4 Comments:

Blogger Kingmob said...

That would be kind of funny if you had to conduct an online interview at Burger King. You could tell the interviewers that you're sitting next to the King, the Burger King that is, from the commercials. You know, that guy with the King mask on?

March 24, 2006 8:00 AM  
Blogger Benedict said...

Crap on a stick.

The oasis is dry. The last three times I've tried to go there, I haven't been able to connect. And nobody there seems to know what's wrong.

March 25, 2006 3:55 PM  
Blogger YelloCello said...

I couldn't do anything with the Burger King sitting next to me. He is scarier to me than Guy Smiley.

March 25, 2006 10:56 PM  
Blogger Benedict said...

How about those weird, red sesame street aliens that made terrible noises and drifted toward the camera? I though those were the worst.

March 27, 2006 12:26 PM  

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